Ezekiel 25:17
usedtoliveinaheartbeatcity:

matt is such a troll

usedtoliveinaheartbeatcity:

matt is such a troll

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godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

leedskiss:

im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle

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“show ur tits for dick”

clannyphantom:

"can i go to the bathroom?"

"i dont know, CAN you?"

the1975obsessed:

typical-healy:

andfacedown:

hellahealy:

WOW

WOW

W O W

Wwooww
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*